Wow, I just received a really exciting e-mail. It turns out I just won $2,000,000 in a contest I didn't even know I had entered! I wonder, though, why such an important piece of information as that was placed in my spam box? Oh, well, that doesn't matter; I'm going to race around to all the stores now and max out all my credit cards, since I'm easily going to be able to pay them off once I receive that two million dollars! Gosh, I hope money shows up really soon!
I'm just your typical diabolical villain who plans on conquering the world! Only lately some interfering snoops have been sneaking around my high-security compound and destroying some of my doomsday devices. And when I find out who those people are then they're going to be sorry! Mu, hahahahahahahahahah!
Well, yes I did, and I had it all primed too, to fire on Funafuti, the capital of Tuvalu, but then I suddenly felt a craving for one of those soft pretzels they only sell in the mall for some reason, so I had to hurry over, and then when I returned to my secret headquarters I discovered that some interfering snoop had completely destroyed the laser canon I had worked on for so long! I have no idea who that person is - and, by the way, I think it's high time my minions got on the ball and figured that little mystery out - but whoever this person is, he/she is in big trouble! When I capture that miserable wretch I will torture him/her in the worst possible way I know, that is, forcing him/her to listen to Hilary Duff's newest album! Mu, hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Very well. If your work pleases me I shall reward your efforts with... how about the country of Belgium? If your work displeases me, however, then you will be given New Jersey instead!
Well, I am a writer, not an artist, so there will never be anything for others to look at here. To be completely honest, I created this account here just to experiment around on SheezyArt to decide whether I wanted to create a real account or not; that is why I made those crazy clubs you see.
Well then, post some of your writing! I'm a writer as well, though probably nowhere near as good as you. I hope you really do decide to stay for a while You're a very interesting person
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